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>A young couple decided to wed. As the big day approached, they grew
>apprehensive. Each had a problem they had never before shared with anyone,
>not even each other.
>
> The Groom-to-be, overcoming his fear, decided to ask his father for
> advice. "Father," he said, "I am deeply concerned about the success of my
> marriage."
>
> His father replied, "Don't you love this girl?"
>
> "Oh yes, very much," he said, "but you see, I have very smelly feet, and
> I'm afraid that my fiance will be put off by them."
>
> "No problem," said dad, "all you have to do is wash your feet as often as
> possible, and always wear socks, even to bed."
>
> Well, to him this seemed a workable solution.
>
> The bride-to-be, overcoming her fear, decided to take her problem up with
> her mom. "Mom," she said, "When I wake up in the morning my breath is
> truly awful."
>
> "Honey," her mother consoled, everyone has bad breath in the morning."
>
> "No, you don't understand,. My morning breath is so bad, I'm afraid that
> my fiance will not want to sleep in the same room with me."
>
> Her mother said simply, "Try this. In the morning, get straight out of
> bed, and head for the kitchen and make breakfast. While the family is busy
> eating, move on to the bathroom and brush your teeth. The key is, not to
> say a word until you've brushed your teeth."
>
> "I shouldn't say good morning or anything?" the daughter asked.
>
> "Not a word," her mother affirmed. "Well, it's certainly worth a try," she
> thought.
>
> The loving couple were finally married. Not forgetting the advice each had
> received, he with his perpetual socks and she with her morning silence,
> they managed quite well. That is, until about six months later. Shortly
> before dawn one morning, the husband wakes with a start to find that one
> of his socks had come off. Fearful of the consequences, he frantically
> searches the bed. This, of course, wakes his bride and without thinking,
> she asks, "What on earth are you doing?"
>
> "Oh, my," he replies, "you've swallowed my sock!"
lol! Good one. But one would think they'd already know these things about each other before marriage. *wink*
it's called "trust", Lol